She wears short skirts
I wear trench coats,
She’s cheer captain
and I AM THE ONE YOU GRIPPED YOU TIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PEREDITION
-OMFGASDFGHJKL;DEAD-
but guys. it really exists.
GUYS
what
is
going
on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DRdp4-znFY
WHAT.
CRYING OMG
OH MY GOD… WHAT HAS MY POST NOW BECOME? I AM CRYING SO HARD.
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
I laugh at my own jokes a lot so I dont even need friends to laugh at them
Remember the time Kanye West beat Beyonce in Connect Four?
“Winner gets to interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMAs.”
beyonce is making the face adults make when they “lose” a game to a child
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
His bowlegs get funnier and funnier as you watch
THEY STARTED OFF TOGETHER BUT THEN THE BOWLEGS HAPPENED
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
Woah
omg it’s been a week get your shit toghether people
they have the exact same laughing face omg
Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing


























