but guys. it really exists.
OH MY GOD… WHAT HAS MY POST NOW BECOME? I AM CRYING SO HARD.
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
I laugh at my own jokes a lot so I dont even need friends to laugh at them
Remember the time Kanye West beat Beyonce in Connect Four?
“Winner gets to interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMAs.”
beyonce is making the face adults make when they “lose” a game to a child
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
His bowlegs get funnier and funnier as you watch
THEY STARTED OFF TOGETHER BUT THEN THE BOWLEGS HAPPENED
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
yet another unrealistic standard for cats
omg it’s been a week get your shit toghether people
REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
I’m laughing so hard oh my god